Joining Aarp Gifts

'Let's see your A.A.R.P. card, buddy.'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Honey Wallah

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Bees Are Social Creatures.

"Think about the honey."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Scouts made this for me

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"Welcome."

Knights of the Square Table.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

Employee of the month...

'None shall pass!'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Beekeeping 101