Joining Aarp Mugs

'Let's see your A.A.R.P. card, buddy.'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Honey Wallah

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Comb Sweet Comb

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Think about the honey."

Scouts made this for me

Bees Are Social Creatures.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Knights of the Square Table.

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"Welcome."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Employee of the month...

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

'None shall pass!'

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'