Joining A Christmas Savings Club T-Shirts

'You want to join our Christmas Club? -- I'll have to see your baptismal certificate.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Sue the Author 3PM

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"You'll never believe who's here."

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

I love how this writer revels in romantic passion. And defends challenging boyfriends. She embraces passion even if hearts are broken. She got my heart racing! How was your book? Boring. You wouldn't like it.

Advent Calender.

Gentleman's Club Scene

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

Henry James

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

Meet The Ghostwriter

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"So you want to hide it from other squirrels by presented to deposit it in savings, then taking it back and putting it in a secret account?"

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

James Joyce

J.B. Priestley.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'I had a dream that Oprah is going to recommend your book!'

"This is a 'warts and all' biography with some really great warts."