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"At least you made it into the hallway."

'I think I'll walk to work today.'

'I'll give you twenty bucks for your panties!'

Death Goes For A Jog

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Jogging Bottoms

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Women in a cross country race

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"I hate this time of year."

Photobooth Photobomb

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'Are we having fun yet?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

False encouragement.

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'