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'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Jogging Bottoms

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Photobooth Photobomb

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"I hate this time of year."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

False encouragement.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'