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'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Jogging Bottoms

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Photobooth Photobomb

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"I hate this time of year."

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Giggle.

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

False encouragement.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"At least you made it into the hallway."