Job Preparation Gifts

'You're qualified. I'm just a little put-off by your hattitude.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Exam

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Nervous Oral Testing

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

Good luck with all the revision...

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Examinations.

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I'll put your application on file, Mr. Brandt, but I'm quite happy with my current paperweight."

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest."

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

Bigger Brain

Nervous Student

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."