Job Market Ponderer Gifts

"But I do have a job, sir - this!"

'Louie Ferguson got a job last week -- you never know who's going to be next.'

"We need help to meet the demand for more help wanted signs."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

The Three Wise Queens

"And where have you previously moused?"

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Between Offices

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"I'm looking for a position in a less competitive market."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Impressive qualifications, but seeing as how I'm trying to fill the position I just fired you from...

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Opp'y of a Lifetime

'You will have no hope of recognition or advancement. That's why you'll be underpaid.'

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

'I see an applicant being hired!'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

'Maybe we should have been a bit more specific in the ad...'

'Are you free at the moment?'

"It has come to my attention that you may have been somewhat less than forthcoming in your résumé."

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

'Miss Peterson will be with you as soon as she goes through a few other resumes.'

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."