Jj Abrams Critic Pillows

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

The americanisation of vulture.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Armageddon

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

As Seen Watching TV

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Can you hear me now?"

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

Woke Jersey Shore

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Supremacist Court

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Fired Big Shots Who's Who.