Jim Carrey Fan Gifts

'It looks like Jim Carrey Disease.'

Jim Carrey,

Herman Mankiewicz

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"And how would you like your steak?"

The Brazilian Blow dry

Western Outfitters.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Hollywood or bust!

Australian Mobile Bar

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

Elton John

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Man and bird

Dua Lipa caricature

A day at the races

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Madonna

David Letterman