Jewish Studies Pillows

Jacob's first attempt at deceiving Isaac.

''Chosen by God,' eh? - What's the catch?'

'No, I'm not going to go back to ask for a little more wiggle room.'

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Early frontier zionists

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Moses on the web

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

TSA Noah

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

The World's Biggest Book Club

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

How world war III started.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."