Jewish Customs Pillows

"I'll need a bigger one of these hat thingys." "Allen converts to Judaism in an attempt to conceal his bald spot"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

Did you find our menorah?

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

Pesach Planning

Joe's Bar: Sorry, closed to the public due to on-premises 'Bar Mitzvah'.

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

"May your year be pear-fect."

'The manna? Oh, the manna is great -- Now, about our housing problem....'

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.

Nerve-racking Chanukah moments

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

"That's just sick."

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

The Passover Police

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

Existential Dreidel

Rosh Hashanah used to be a confusing time for the hearing impaired.

Jewish auto correct fails

'Commandments? This is a list of things to do.'

The Cohen-Ditman wedding has been reschedules as the Cohen-Finkle wedding

Lemonade and Etrogade Stalls

Computer video dreidel.