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Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"Don't even think about it!"

Pesach Nightmares

"Kfetch!"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

'Wow, I guess Mom was pretty upset about that spoon.'

'The manna? Oh, the manna is great -- Now, about our housing problem....'

'Ok, just look natural if you want this to work.'

Cats holding up Happy Bar Mitzvah sign.

Heimishe Hamlet

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'You've waited long enough, Max. Get yourself circumcised already.'

'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Only twelve tribes and they've already lost TEN of them?'

Joe's Bar: Sorry, closed to the public due to on-premises 'Bar Mitzvah'.

Socially Distanced Chanukah

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Jewish App Store

"This year Sammy was determined not to forget to count the Omer."

"Your Jewish shtick didn't work, you don't come across as gay..can you be a minority?"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Happy Chametz Reunions

'Commandments? This is a list of things to do.'

The Cohen-Ditman wedding has been reschedules as the Cohen-Finkle wedding

'King Solomon's gone too far this time! -- he wants to put goys in the military!'

'True happiness!'

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

Succat Shalom

Computer video dreidel.

Hagel verus Bagel.

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

'Your kind isn't welcom here.'

"Is it kosher to say '#Blessed' on this post?"