Celebrating Jewish Holidays Pillows

"What a beautiful day to be alive and well, and finished eating matzos for Passover!"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Christmas Tree

Night of the Latkes

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Panettone

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Zoom Christmas

Ice Skater

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Christmas sweater alternatives

Easter Egg Island

Meet Santa's entourage

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

Violin family at Christmas

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."