Jewish Holidays Pillows

Well, the kids are ready for Pesach

Social Distance Seder

Pesach Planning

"Are you crazy? A bacon and tomato sandwich? On Yom Kippur?"

Nerve-racking Chanukah moments

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"I can't take any more! I'm so hungry and thirsty! When will this fast end?!!"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

Chani was determined her makeup would last

Santa Claus's Mail

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Christmas Tree

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

That one has all the batteries!

Piranhaclaus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"