Jetlag Survivor Pillows

"It's OK, it's just pee."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'We're in a hurry.'

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Gymnast tangled up.

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

"Damn it, Henderson, New York is still three hours ahead of us. Get on that!"

Seniority Scanner App

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

Terms and Conditions

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.

'Tough winter.'

'I decided not to migrate because I get jet lag.'

"I can't take winter anymore!"

Winter Surrender

"Hi, scheduling? I've only got 60 seconds, so I'll make this quick..."

Mindfulness meditation vs. Mindfulness scrolling.

'If it's jet lag when I fly east, why isn't it jet lead when I fly west?'

"Ohmygosh a bucket of perfect ice, how did you know?!"

Clown Phobia