Jetlagged Traveler Pillows

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Ohmygosh a bucket of perfect ice, how did you know?!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Ryanair refunds

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

"Damn it, Henderson, New York is still three hours ahead of us. Get on that!"

EasyJet plane covered in pigeons.

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"I hate travel."

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

"It's OK, it's just pee."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Man asleep on train

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

"Your call is important to us, please hold on for the next available echo."

'I decided not to migrate because I get jet lag.'

"I tho tired."

"The camper parking lot is just around the corner!"

Naturist Hotel - Emergency clothes in case of fire.

'But Sir we are still in port...'