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Sydney Airport - passengers called Barry, Sheila and Skippy.

Carefree luggage.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Cow Blue Arrows

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"There it is again, that tapping..."

'Sorry sir, the 'No Steak and Lobster Jokes' sign just came on.'

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

'Your excessive weight is a too-heavy carry-on and we must charge accordingly, excessively!'

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

Galley Christmas

"I'm fine. It's just...I miss the confinement."

'Wait, what's that on runway one?...Ok I got it, just another one of those budget carriers.'

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"The first one depicts our sales compared to Snedly Electronics, and the second one depicts the speed of our corporate jet compared to Snedly's."

'When you said this was a three star hotel, I didn't expect to see them through a hole in the roof!'

"There! Just like new!"

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

"As you'd expect, the control panel of a modern passenger jet is very complex."

'I'm wearing my two carry ons.'

'Boy, you leave it parked for one lousy minute!'

Left Luggage/Right Luggage

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

Roman Hippies

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'