Jet-set Jokester T-Shirts

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

Galley Christmas

Carefree luggage.

Cow Blue Arrows

'Flight simulator'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"How's my tripping you up?"

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Black Hole Corks

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"There it is again, that tapping..."

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

'Your excessive weight is a too-heavy carry-on and we must charge accordingly, excessively!'

"Sorry, professor... A black hole sucked in my homework!"

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

'Wait, what's that on runway one?...Ok I got it, just another one of those budget carriers.'

"I'm fine. It's just...I miss the confinement."

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

Moon Prank

Sydney Airport - passengers called Barry, Sheila and Skippy.

"The first one depicts our sales compared to Snedly Electronics, and the second one depicts the speed of our corporate jet compared to Snedly's."

'When you said this was a three star hotel, I didn't expect to see them through a hole in the roof!'

"There! Just like new!"