Jet Setter Wannabe Gifts

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Travelling

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

A private jet takes off

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Private Jet

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'He must be going economy!'

Airport Bored Rooms

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Two airplanes