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Deregulated Baseball

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Whale Romance

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Altar Ego

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

My First Boat

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

A drone laying an egg

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Isaac Newton...stumped.

'Due to company cutbacks, you won't be getting that raise. However, to earn extra money, I can hire you to wash my corporate jet.'

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'Drone Santa.'

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

Giraffe of tomorrow

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

"Thank you and goodnight! You've been a great audience."

'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'