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'We're a forward-thinking business, so I thought we'd go for this rather than a private jet. Want a lift?'

"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Altar Ego

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Caveman on the brink of technology.

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

Deregulated Baseball

My First Boat

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Due to company cutbacks, you won't be getting that raise. However, to earn extra money, I can hire you to wash my corporate jet.'

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

A drone laying an egg

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

"Don't even think about it."

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."