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'Am I missing something here?'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

PET THEORIES

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"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dogs can dream too.

Cat king.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

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"Yeah but when will she be home?"

The brain of a dog.

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

Keep Off The Hay

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Deregulated Baseball

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

Dog's Loo

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

When Pugs dream.

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'