Jester Of The Deep Pillows

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Gooseberry Fool...

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Swimming Prankster

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

Never poke fun.

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'And what can you bring to the party?'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'It's the simple things.'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'