Jester Of The Deep End Pillows

Swimming Prankster

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Gooseberry Fool...

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Books / Coffee table books

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I found it to be the kind of book that once you put it down you never want to pick it up again.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

To sleep, perchance to wake up as a different person.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

Never poke fun.

'And what can you bring to the party?'

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'