Adventurer Of The Deep Pillows

To the Aquarium

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Guide fish.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Octopus on Keys.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Airplane Fish

Jacques Cousteau.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

Happy Valentine's Day.

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.