Jester Of The Deep T-Shirts

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Gooseberry Fool...

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Swimming Prankster

Sharks hate practical jokes.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

Never poke fun.

'It's the simple things.'

'And what can you bring to the party?'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."