Jester Of Digital Locks Gifts

"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Hardware and software

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

Nanopsychiatry.

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

Man painting over a computer screen.

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

Texting Rodeo Clown

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

"Tech support? I want to get my grades encrypted."

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."

'I would have called you sooner, but I had no idea you handled ransomware attacks!'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

"It's a web business fed up with credit card fraud ..they prefer to be paid by cash now!"

'Well Max, we're ready to go. We got our fish, we got our ice, and our data processing system is on line.'

The 'Clown' virus proved to be one of the most dreaded viruses of all.

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

'You spend all your time indoors trolling people. In my day we went out doors and mugged someone.'