Jeopardy Lover Gifts

Senior Jeopardy!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

Before the Internet

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

"If gravity were to suddenly fail pigs would fly."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Man and brain

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"Have you been scratching this?"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

Spot the fur ball.

Filling up.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."