Jeopardy Lover Mugs

Senior Jeopardy!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Before the Internet

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"He gets easily abstracted."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Escher exhibition first floor

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"If gravity were to suddenly fail pigs would fly."

Man and brain

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

Spot the fur ball.

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

"Have you been scratching this?"

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'