Jeopardy Enthusiast Mugs

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

"You don't have to answer that."

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

The Mom quiz show

Children's questions

Pandemic Jeopardy

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

'Is there a rectal surgeon in the house?'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."