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The Doctor encounters the dreaded cydermen.

Trial by Media

Sloaney Pony.

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Spoiler alert."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Two Daleks fighting

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

Menopause and the City

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

"I feel like I'm persecting."

Media Darling.

Clownton Abbey

Queen.

Annexe 8

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."