Jelly Donut Junkies Gifts

Bear at a vending machine

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Doughnut Making

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Dog Day Afternoon

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"You complete me."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

"I can see right through him!"