Jelly Donut Junkies Mugs

Bear at a vending machine

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Doughnut Making

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Dog Day Afternoon

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"You complete me."

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson