Jeep Lover Gifts

"Someone wants to talk to you about your jeep's extended warranty."

Jeep

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Route 666

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"Mine's camper."

Snow Bridge.

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Baby in Trunk.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"