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"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Dog lover

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Extra Long-jump

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

Health

'Are we having fun yet?'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Headshot of perky dog.

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"...Houston, I repeat, Captain Schroeder has stepped in a cow pat..."

3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

Pedestrian parking only.