Speedwalking Enthusiast T-Shirts

Speedwalking "This makes all those funny looks I've gotten over the years seem worth it!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dairy Devil

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Skier flying past mountains

Health

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

"Speed reader...?"

The Thinker

'Are we having fun yet?'

Speeding Forklift

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."