Jaywalking Enthusiast Prints

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Dog lover

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Extra Long-jump

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

Health

'Are we having fun yet?'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

Pedestrian parking only.

It's over the hurdle not under...