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'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Here comes the 7:15...'

Mugger put off by smelly runner

Running with scissors

Jogger passes sign: Temporary Sign.

Competitive jogging.

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

'I'm glad you feel like a new man, dear...so do I!'

"It's so nice to finally meet you! Your dog and I have despised each other for years."

'That's my jogging suit.'

Health

A traffic light says, 'Don't Walk, Jog.'

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

"Jogging may reduce YOUR blood pressure, but jogging in to see me every day will increase MINE!"

"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."

Buns of Steel.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'That's Runaround Sue. She runs around with every boy in town.'

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

"My goodness, Mr. Barret, with all those vitamins and all that jogging, we thought you'd never show up!"

"So, … Do you jog?"

"You know those annoying couples who jog together? That's us."

"It's not your fault, boy – how could you possibly have known he was my parole officer?"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'