Jalapeño Lover Gifts

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Shepherd and eurydice

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Crocodile

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"You've got a friend in me."

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'Whats your poison.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"Other snakes! Really? I'm supposed to be eating other snakes! So, we're basically cannibals?"

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Just Remember, Darling, you're eating for 60 now.'

"Happy Ea-sss-ter."

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Snake Blogging,

"Hey! Green eyes!"

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

"Danger Noodle hath eat-fatht-room-for-dethert thuper powerth!"

"You see Darling, since we can change our complexion at will, we don't need make-up..."

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

'Lucky for you I just ate. By the way, there's a set of clubs sitting over there, if you're interested.'

'How was I to know that you don't like Marzipan?'

"Sorry, but I don't hiss on a first date."