Jalapeño Lover Mugs

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Shepherd and eurydice

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Crocodile

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"You've got a friend in me."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'Whats your poison.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

'Just Remember, Darling, you're eating for 60 now.'

"You see Darling, since we can change our complexion at will, we don't need make-up..."

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"Danger Noodle hath eat-fatht-room-for-dethert thuper powerth!"

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Snake Blogging,

"Hey! Green eyes!"

"Other snakes! Really? I'm supposed to be eating other snakes! So, we're basically cannibals?"

'Lucky for you I just ate. By the way, there's a set of clubs sitting over there, if you're interested.'

'How was I to know that you don't like Marzipan?'

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'

"Sorry, but I don't hiss on a first date."