Lapdog Lover Mugs

"You're a little too niche."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'...Or not.'

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

Spa Dog

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"A possible eureka."

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'