Lapdog Logisticians Mugs

Dog thinking: 'This lap isn't big enough for the two of us.'

Quality Control

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Trade Show Sherpas

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

How Amazon was invented

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Supply Chain

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Undersized Load

"I had half a date last weekend."

Ad Valorem

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

JIT -Jittery Inventory Turnover

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

"Now it's really not a good time to be asking for annual leave!"

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."