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Dog thinking: 'This lap isn't big enough for the two of us.'

Quality Control

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Trade Show Sherpas

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

How Amazon was invented

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Supply Chain

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

You Shouldn't Have

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

Ad Valorem

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

"I had half a date last weekend."

Undersized Load

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

Ape Lab. Really?! Those guys are going to test our intelligence?! They want to see if we'll use a ladder to get the banana. They say they're testing our problem-solving ability. Hey, Frank, we can't do the experiment today ... The ladder won't fit through the doorway!

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

JIT -Jittery Inventory Turnover

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck

"Now it's really not a good time to be asking for annual leave!"

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.