Planet Of The Apes Lover Mugs

Shepherd and eurydice

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Are you cold dear?"

Penguin suit fitting.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

The USA...

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Dino Snack

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

Do something for the environment.

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"