Planet Of The Apes Lover Mugs

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Shepherd and eurydice

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Penguin suit fitting.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Are you cold dear?"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

Alien attack in the 1950s

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

The USA...

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

Dino Snack

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Do something for the environment.

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture