Jail Guard Pillows

"Polly wants a pardon!"

"He likes it."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

High security Santa's grotto

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'Where was the TSA?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I need to know who started it."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Scarecrows guarding a field

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Moulin Rouge Security

Slow Night

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"I'll take this one."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"