Jail Guard Prints

"Polly wants a pardon!"

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"He likes it."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

High security Santa's grotto

'Where was the TSA?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"I need to know who started it."

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

Minority Report

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Moulin Rouge Security

Scarecrows guarding a field

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"I'll take this one."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Slow Night

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"