Jackpot Joy Gifts

Kangaroo winning on a one-armed bandit.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

If you're happy and you know it...

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'Bront?saurus.'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Happy Days are here again

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

'The lion act was full, so he's trying to work up something else.'

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

Red Kangaroo

"That makes me very happy!"

Big Grin.

"You monster!"

Happy? Tell Your Face.

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

'Hey Gloria, what's with the springs?'

'I was close to winning the pools this Saturday. The bloke next door won.'

"How long have you been wasting our money on lottery tickets?"

'He's found his inner puppy!'

'Actually, I thought your board outside said Happy CLAPPING!'

Martin was pleased with his new source of sustainable energy.

"Gosh, now we could afford to go into farming..."

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.

'And that's not all the good news!'

Addicted gambler.