Juggle Joy Gifts

'The lion act was full, so he's trying to work up something else.'

Children's Parties

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Juggler and Illusionist

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

Circus

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

The Working Mum

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Children's Entertainer

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Medieval headlines.

The Housewife

"Your remote control, sire."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

People chasing a street performer to give money.