Jackpot Joy T-Shirts

Kangaroo winning on a one-armed bandit.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

If you're happy and you know it...

Batman's Baby

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'Bront?saurus.'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

Happy Days are here again

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

'The lion act was full, so he's trying to work up something else.'

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

"You monster!"

Happy? Tell Your Face.

"That makes me very happy!"

Red Kangaroo

Big Grin.

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."

"No point buying our ticket here - the odds of them selling another big winner are ridiculous."

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

'Hey Gloria, what's with the springs?'

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

'I was close to winning the pools this Saturday. The bloke next door won.'

"How long have you been wasting our money on lottery tickets?"

'Actually, I thought your board outside said Happy CLAPPING!'

'He's found his inner puppy!'

Martin was pleased with his new source of sustainable energy.

"Gosh, now we could afford to go into farming..."

Happiness Meter

'And that's not all the good news!'

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.