Jackpot Junkie Gifts

Lottery Jackpot. $18 Million. Sorry, the winner gets 18 million dollars. Non-winners do not get some sort of participation prize.

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

UK border controls relaxed.

Neo-International Law

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Oligarchy

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'If only every year was an election year.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Laughingstock

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

G7 Summit Concern

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Trump Poutine

Turkish Democracy

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Mission Kinda Accomplished